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Where in a naive Scottish boy living in Australia tries to make sense of his own life, and those lives about him.

Monday, December 19, 2005

The Uk's New Ruling Class, CHAVS!

Ok pop quiz, what do the following people have in common?



Mrs Peter Andre

Soccer Wunderkind Wayne Rooney

Uber Slapper Jodie Marsh

King and Queen Posh


Daniella (where is my septum) Westbrook


They are the heroes and icons of these people,



These people are known as chavs.

Chavs are a current plague in the UK, they are infiltrating everywhere. They have managed to turn once proud brand names, such as, burberry and louis vuitton into common as muck crap you would not be seen dead in. They have managed this with stealth and cunning. Burberry ceased production of its baseball cap as a result. However, most chavs are dealing in counterfeit gear anyway. Burberry being a tad out of the price range for most chavs. Check out this car.


What a chaviot. Makes you proud.

I'd be interested to know of any international celebrity chavs, America has white trash, but that is more racial, chav is colour blind. Australia has bogans, but i'm not sure if they are on the same level as their british counterparts.

1 Comments:

At Thu Jan 05, 02:49:00 pm GMT-8, Blogger LadyCracker said...

no doubt I'm pointing out the bleeding obvious by showing you this.


http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

 

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